No Skinny Bitches in the Pool Area – Paint in Workshop

Turn up the laughs with our cheeky “No Skinny Bitches in the Pool Area” sign! This playful piece is engraved on marine-grade wood and makes the perfect conversation starter for your poolside, backyard bar, or summer hangout space. Bold and fun, it’s guaranteed to bring a smile to every guest who takes a dip.

Paint your sign in bright, tropical colors, then swing by our Glitter Bar to add a sparkling finish that really makes it pop. With multiple sizes available, this is a must-have for pool lovers who enjoy a little humor with their décor.

What’s included:

• Marine-grade engraved wood cutout (your choice of 12", 18", or 24")

• Choose from over 50 paint colors to make your project uniquely yours

• Paint brushes, sealer, and access to our glitter bar

• Hanging hardware or lawn stakes (your choice!)

• Step-by-step instruction from one of our amazing team members

Join us in the studio or book a private event—and don’t forget to bring your friends, snacks, and favorite drinks for a fun, laid-back paint party!

Great for:
🏊‍♀️ Poolside décor • 🍹 Summer parties • 🌴 Backyard bars • 🎉 Gag gifts & fun décor